Professional dork. Come for the dad jokes, stay for the meandering conversations about the true nature of perception and reality. Then back to dad jokes.

Mainly here because I miss the internet from 2005 years ago and Myspace ain't what it once was. The fact that you're here probably means there's something wrong with you - which is exactly why I want to get to know you!

Frequently asked questions

Q: You sound familiar. Have we met?
A: Probably not, but I once had another account here which I've sacrificed to the interpals gods in exchange for a fresh slate. Filling out empty profiles is weird treat for me.

Q: Why are you here?
A: I like the feeling of being a freak in a freakshow. I love talking to you guys :)

Q: Why aren't you here?
A: Dating, language teaching (sorry - happy to help with your English through incidental conversation though), one word messages, quick replies (I try my best!).

Q: Best feature?
A: It might be my voice. Ask me for a voice message and you can be the judge.

Q: Darkest secret?
A: Sometimes I think I might be a 200 year old man trapped inside the body of a 30 year old.