born in partick glasgow, moved to england as a wee baby of 18 months. moved to denmark at the age of 24 and here i am.Colin is my name. I hate when people look at my profile and I can't answer back because of their settings, 😠shame on you 😊

I can help you with your English, especially people from Russia or Ukraine.d
Ddon't ask me why I came to Denmark I've explained that about a zillion times before. Remember the first words you need to learn in English  are please and thank you,  doesn't matter how good your English is if you have no manners.

cyc,ling, football, fishing walking in the woods near me. making jewelry especially earrings.

Blues, especially old blues, soul, Motown, Pink Floyd, Van Morrison, Led Zeppelin, reggae.

mostly things with a storyline, action films do nothing for me, good old english films. films with jack nicolson, james stewart, julie roberts, st. trinnians films. nuture films.

don

not much of a reader, beano maybe haha. oh and the topper.

in memoriom
larry laPrise the man who wrote the"hokey pokey" died peacefully age 93.
the most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
they put his left leg in,
and then the trouble started.

corduroy pillows are making headlines.
i have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, i take something for it.
suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
kids in the back seat cause accidents
accidents in the back seat cause kids.
don't walk in fron't i may not follow
don't walk behind i may not lead.
walk beside me so i can smack your butt.

to all saudi arabic thieves, just let me know if you need a hand.don't put the keyto your happiness in someone else's pocket.a white man says coloured people are not allowed here
the black man turns and sayslisten when i was born i was black.
when i grew up i was black
when i'm sick i am black
when i go in the sun i am black.
when i am cold i am black.
when i die i will be black.
but you sir.
when you are born, you are pink.
when you grow up you are white.
when you are sick you are green.
when you go in the sun you are red.
when youare cold you turn blue.
when you die you will be purple.
and you have the nerve to call me coloured.
sstay as sweet as you are.
nat king cole.confucius say, man with one chopstick go hungry.
man who scratch *** should not bite nails.
man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
crowded elevator smell different to midget.

famous last words, don