The "Accidental Genius" Profile
I am a tech journalist, which is just a legally acceptable way to get paid for telling people that restarting their router will fix 99% of their life problems.

I write hardcore romantic poetry. I tried to act tough, but let's be real-I'm out here channeling my inner 'Arif', writing intense verses about love, and catching feelings faster than a browser catches cookies.

I put "painting" on my profile to sound like a deep, sophisticated artist, but honestly, I haven't touched a brush in 3 years. At this point, the only thing I'm actually drawing is wild conclusions.

Music is my therapy, which means I will emotionally adopt one specific song as my entire personality until the singer personally emails me a restraining order.

I speak multiple languages purely so I have the option to disappoint people globally instead of just locally.

My English is completely fluent, except when someone asks me a direct question, at which point my brain sounds like a 1998 dial-up modem crashing.

I reserve Hindi for my raw emotions, because getting angry in English just sounds like a passive-aggressive email from HR.

I know just enough French and Korean to confidently read a foreign menu out loud before giving up and just ordering French fries, the official international survival food for panicked vegetarians.

I absolutely love deep, intellectual conversations, mostly to see how long I can nod thoughtfully before the other person realizes I'm just picturing a dog wearing sunglasses.

If life is a movie, I am definitely the background character who trips over a wireless charger but somehow still makes it to the end credits. 🦦

Treat every girl with kindness, love, and respect - always.

🇮🇳 Indian Category

♪ Gulabi Aankhen
♪ Dil Ibadat
♪ Tumhe jo maine dekha
♪ Kabhi na Kabhi
♪ Lo Maan Liya
♪ Ek Hasina
♪ Ya Ali
♪ Mere Nishan
♪ Oh Humsafar
♪ Mohabbat Nasha Hain
♪ Suroor
♪ Sawan Aaya Hain
♪ Zaroorat
♪ Aaj Phir
♪ Rihaayi
♪ Jitni Dafa

🌍 Foreign Category

♪ (Where do I begin) Love Story
♪ Careless Whisper
♪ Speak Softly Love
♪ Love me back
♪ Rover
♪ Ride it
♪ Unholy
♪ Señorita
♪ Bella Ciao
♪ Despacito

• Fifty Shades of Grey
• Fifty Shades Darker
• Fifty Shades Freed
• 365 Days

📖 My "Highly Romantic" Bookshelf
(Since I write romantic poetry, people assume I sit in cafes reading classic literature. Here is my actual reading list):

• My Own Overthinking: A 500-page daily novel I write in my head, featuring me, my imaginary arguments, and highly detailed worst-case scenarios.

• Restaurant Menus: The most gripping suspense thrillers I read, desperately hunting for the "Pure Vegetarian" section while sweating nervously.

• Aesthetic Instagram Captions: Let’s be honest, this is where 90% of my "deep, poetic" inspiration actually comes from.

• My Old Chats: The ultimate fiction section, full of dramatic promises and typos that aged terribly.

• School Textbooks: The only actual books I’ve ever touched, and they were purely psychological thrillers that offered zero romance and maximum trauma.

• Terms & Conditions: Just kidding, I don't read these either. I just blindly scroll to the bottom and click "I Agree," which is pretty much how I handle my life choices too.

“Breath of my life is love, and that love is you.” 💖