I'm a girl.

I'm straighter than my grandma.

I used to be… wait for it… wait for it… wait for it…. p o p u l a r

I download this app on October 15, 2021. In 8 hours, 54 minutes and 7 seconds

I’m bigger than I was when I was little.

My veins are blue.

My blood is red.

Why is that? I cough sometimes.

When I was a kid, I ring a random person's doorbell and pretend they're outside and I'm inside .

I eat Turkey on Thanksgiving.

I eat horse at Christmas.

I was 10, I Do an octopus dance around the house until someone asks what on earth am i doing.

I still do it now.

I sometimes pretend to bury a body. When my neighbors look at me, I tell them they're next.

I love to Tie a string to a fruit and go on a walk with it, and insist to anyone who asks that it is my pet dog.

I Lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb.

I usually put a lost dog sign up with a picture of a hot dog on it.

I sometimes imitate my neighbors dog for 10 minutes

I hate physical contact.

I hate sun.

I haven’t gone outside in the sun in three days.

I'm Goth.

I’m 5'8, and I’m surprisingly satisfied with that.

My old best friends hate me, because I was an asshole.

I love everything that is chocolate, except for chocolate ice cream.

MIC DROP…..WALK AWAY!!!!!!

The Cure

The Adams family

Edgar Allan Poe

whatever you do... don't fall asleep