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I’m not special; I’m just a limited edition.
Decency is my jewel.
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
Everyone on this earth is self-centered. The difference is the radius.
Too busy to be upset.
If there were an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
There is maybe no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.