Melania's First draft of speech : *Copyright pending.

Four score and seven years ago we the people in order to create a more perfect union had a dream that all my brothers and sisters, blacks and whites, Jews and Gentiels will sing the old negro spiritual "Free at last, thank God we are free at last" and weill hear the people singing the songs of angry men and proclaim Don't cry for me Argentina and scaramouche, scaramouche will do the fandango with bolts of lightning - very, very frightening, Galieo, Galieo will burn out that brief candle full of sound and fury signifying nothing and on this day of infamy that will live on and not be forgotten and realize to be or not to be is the question and to always remember to wear sunscreen.