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I’m a down to earth moderately educated guy with absolutely no sense of humour who takes everything at its face value, who likes soaps, shopping, manga, magazines and hates drinking beer and surfing the web for pics of scantily clad girls.
I’m really amazed how rapidly girls from Africa and Eastern Europe fall in love with me, having just looked at my profile photo (which is not actually there yet); so, please, send to me more of your lucrative proposals and propositions; it’s really flattering.
I’m a freelance book editor, which is a dull and tedious job.
Requests
I'm not averse to relationship, but only if you're living not further than a few blocks from me. So, girls, please, check the map to see if your village in Gambia or Guangzhou lies within that limit. The routine of buying air tickets and going through customs causes an erectile dysfunction in me, sorry.
Language Exchange Requests
我的汉语很差,希望交一个会说汉语,同时又想学习俄语的朋友。希望我们互相帮忙,共同进步。
Hobbies & Interests
Learning Chinese, as a kind of cerebral fitness exercise.
Favorite Music
'Gangnam Style' by Psy, which I listen every day, thanks to my neighbours.
'Bom Bom' by Sam and the Womp, which is my response to the abovementioned neighbours.