I'm a talentless graduate student living in America. I'm the epitome of a boy-crazy ignorant American girl. Honestly, I don't care much for America, but if an
annoying Brit starts talking shit, best believe I'll become the biggest patriot in history. USA! USA! If I'm not doing any of the things listed above, I'm probably on interpals wasting my life away; my ultimate life goal is to be on 90-day fiance, so if anybody is trying to be my fake reality TV husband, please message me ASAP. I used to dream of being a little environmentalist, but I come to realize the only way to pay off these student loans is through doing something strange for a piece of change. So....old white sugar daddies, I'm all yours.

As you can see, my life is utter shit, and I'm proud of that. I prefer not to act as if I'm making any progress in my life when I'm far from any progression. I'm a self-proclaimed pessimist; I believe in thinking negatively about every situation rather than getting my hopes up by thinking positively. Now, if you find me remotely tolerable, you can feel free to send me a little message, but if not, I honestly don't give a damn because I probably would've just ignored it.

But on a real note, I'm a decent person. I eat my veggies and floss every day. You couldn't find anybody greater than that.

I really don’t care where you’re from, as long as you aren’t a creep or trying to get my nonexistent credit card info then we’re good. But if you happen to be looking for a mail order bride then I’m your girl!

Calm down I’m just kidding…maybe

~True Crime
~Conspiracy Theories
~Sims
~French
~Environmental Studies/Science

~Earth,Wind, and Fire
~Parliament/Funkadelic
~Keith Sweat
~ Zhané
~A bunch of other people I’m too lazy to name

~Like Water For Chocolate
~Bully
~Mommie Dearest
~Showgirls
~Any Movies that appear on Tubi

~Teen Mom 2
~Unexpected
~1000 lb Sisters

~The Coldest Winter Ever
~Lolita
~A Thousand Splendid Suns
~Push
~Blood and Guts in High School

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

“You can die a spongebob or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward”

"When you say teenager, how old are we talking?" -R. Kelly