My life is not a joke, because jokes always have meaning.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but he couldn’t stand up??

I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She happily said yes. So I took her cardboard box and left.

Once I played a twister with a disabled person and lost.

A bunch of people have banned me for a joke that begins like this:
Why was george floyd fired from the company?

If you are not too sensitive, you can write to me and I will tell you the answer.

Am I the only one person who can’t understand why some people out here just left something like «I don’t know what to write here» or «———————» in the profile description? Like, bitch, are you getting so much attention that you can't get your lazy ass to write at least a couple of sentences? What’s wrong with you?

Also I enjoy video games. Here is my favourite ones:
- Witcher 3
- Red Dead Redemption 2
- Death Stranding
- The Last of Us
- Days Gone
- Cyberpunk 2077
- Metro

I just love that part in the Beatles song when it ends and they shut the fuck up

Lets talk about TV series:
- Breaking Bad
- The Sopranos
- Better Call Soul
- True Detective
- Ozark
- Narcos
- Mr. Robot