I am just looking for a few fun people who don't take themselves too seriously all the time. I am very laid back, enjoy a good laugh and I can be serious, if you give me a good three weeks notice in triplicate.

I love to write, read well listen now  but we will get onto that later. I also enjoy unsolved mysteries, travel, sports well I am male, history and just enjoying life. I think in the difficult times we face right now it's important to find some less stressful days.

I have also noticed many people lately claiming to be from America and then mysteriously being in some part of Africa on business or working for the U. N  please nobody is buying this so at least try and be original but don't waste your time contacting me I have been around the block a few times and you wont get anywhere.

If I wanted to help move the money of some Nigerian general or any other fake relative then I have plenty of my own but sadly none of them have millions in some fake bank account either. I will however consider any other scam you're trying to pull but remember I could be just blowing smoke up your ass as you are me, so please save it for someone else.

If you are hopelessly in love with me from merely reading my profile then I can suggest a good therapist, he will explain to you that I am not the kind of person who will help you with a visa as I am in England illegally myself snuggled in inside my mother in 1965 and they still don't know I am here so I can't blow my cover helping you.

If after reading this you're still hopelessly in love with me please remember  recreational drugs are available from some shady looking guy on the corner of many streets this may help you realize it must all be an hallucination after all.

I have reached 54, yes I know sounds like the end of the world doesn't it, though thankfully I still have my own teeth, they live in my mouth and not in a glass. I am able to walk unaided, well if I am back in Ireland that may not be all the time. Oh I have all my own hair also, amazing what superglue can do these days.

I am a smart ass but if you are one also you'll know there isn't a cure and if you are a true  smart ass you wouldn't want them to find one anyhow.

I would add that I am legally blind which is not a joke but with fonts the size of your head I can manage. I don't allow my problem to get in the way of how I see myself or others.  I don't define myself as blind it can and has lead to some very funny experiences.

I look forward to hearing from anyone, no not hearing that implies you have a mouth as big as my ex's.I look forward to some laughs. I do however use a type and talk app to send messages I apologize in advance for its mistakes.

I have no special requests, just be yourself and don't try to convince me you are from one country when it is very obvious you are not I am not easily fooled by such ridiculous statements other than that drop me a message and lets chat and get to know each other. It can be tiring dealing with those who can't be themselves and sadly it makes you suspicious of people from certain parts of the world which is sad.

I love to write, sports, history, true crime reading it not participating, lets be honest a blind bank robber how would that even work, you get out of the bank forget where you left the getaway car and ask the police if they can find it for you.

I enjoy meeting new people and I am pretty laid back so not much offends me., that shouldn't taken as a challenge because I am very capable of giving it right back.

I have a very eclectic taste in music I like pretty much everything at some level apart from rap and opera for me both sound like a cat coughing up a fur ball obviously with opera you require a  slightly larger cat.

Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, aiplane, anything that can make you think.

Big Bang Theory, Mrs Brown's boys, Only fools and Horses. I don't really watch reailty tv if I wanted to watch morons who can barely be understood when they talk well I already live in Birmingham.

I love true crime, history, sports, unsolved mystery stories and books that make you think.

If at first you don't succeed find a smaller spider and a bigger stick.