If I were an animal I'd be a mantis shrimp. The one with the clubs, or the bashers as I like to call 'em. I'd bash the fuck outta any lobster or crab that came near me. No hesitation, just bash the shit outta it.

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I'm a boring, unironic 21st century schizoid man. Aloof, unmotivated and introverted Scottish-Canadian lad. I got almost no drive and no ambition, but I do like finding myself in Wikipedia holes and stealing books from Library Genesis. Kinda wanna be a vagrant minus the panhandling. Can I crash on your couch?

Countries I've been to:
The United States
England
France
Luxembourg
Germany
Austria
Switzerland
Lichtenstein

P.S My star-sign is ISTP-A (sometimes INTP) if that's something you're interested in.
And no, I can't speak or teach you French and I have no social media. Sorry.

I also ain't linking my Steam profile and revealing how many hours I've spent in HOI4 and Project Zomboid (you should play with me tho)

Reading
Writing
Poetry
Model Aircraft
Reading
Reading and
Writing

Das Boot
Aniara
There Will Be Blood
Letters From Iwo Jima
The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
The Pianist
In Bruges
The Death of Stalin
The Unknown Soldier
Upstream Colour
Full Metal Jacket
A Hidden Life
Bespredel
Howl's Moving Castle
Wetlands
Princess Mononoke
Dogs Don't Wear Pants
The New World
A Bridge Too Far
The Northman
Trainspotting
Memphis Belle
Come and See
The Deer Hunter
Spirited Away
Stalingrad
Lebanon
Dazed and Confused
Dr. Strangelove
9th Company
Miracle Mile
Alexander
Burn After Reading
Leon: The Professional
Blue is the Warmest Colour
Paths of Glory

LOST
Battlestar Galactica
Friday Night Lights
Rectify
Chernobyl
The Terror
Peep Show
The Leftovers
True Detective
Babylon Berlin
The World at War
For All Mankind
Deutschland 83 (and 86 and 89)
The Sopranos
Dark
The Expanse
House of the Dragon
Severance
The OA
Unsere Mütter, unsere Väter
Louie
Generation Kill
From the Earth to the Moon
Squid Game
Better Call Saul
Band of Brothers
Mad Men
Yellowjackets
Succession
Shogun
COmmunity

Crime and Punishment
And Then I Thought I Was a Fish
Meditations
Dune
The Crossing
When Titans Clashed
Lucifer's Hammer
Lord of Light
The Sparrow
World of Tiers series
Anabasis
Beyond Good and Evil
The Shadow over Innsmouth
Worldwar Series

"Animals flee this hell, the hardest stones cannot bear it for long, only men endure."
“Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.“
"When I committed a murder or when I shot at the Emperor, I didn't try to escape. I took responsibility. I hate irresponsible people."
"The Guard dies but does not surrender!"