I would like to congratulate my American friends with their main holiday! 🇷🇺🤝🇺🇸 4th of July!
Fun fact: in 1812 The Fort Ross was founded (The Russian empire fort) in California which used to be the part of Spain, before it was the part of Mexico, before it became the part of the USA.
Also! 1812 is the year when Russian Empire defeated Napoleon.
1812 is also the composition of Tchaikovsky, which Americans use for their 4th of July.
So we, Russian people, going to sing all together with Americans, when 1812 composition is going to be played in Washington, and when the end of composition is played, there will be played the part of our previous anthem - “god save the tsar”. I respect our American friends glorifying our Russian Empire! ⬛️🟨⬜️

My face when I had to go to the gym, instead of drinking beer 😕

It's so interesting that you walk the same road every day on your way home. You grow up, get older, and the house is painted, repaired, and the road is repaved from time to time. But you continue to walk with the same feet, the same path, opening the front door and touching the doorknob with your hands. Then, one day, you will be gone, and even though you have walked the same path thousands and millions of times, leaving footprints and handprints, they will not be preserved, as if you never existed. And next generation will never know about you, your habits, your thoughts while you were walking the same road every day on your way home, when it used to be your home.

This 1st of July got the temperature record here, in Moscow - the coldest ever day since XIX century.
+12,6
It’s just because of this stupid Atlantic cyclone

The bed is occupied, you can lie down on the floor

Our little Russian traditions: vodka, fried meat, onions, vegetables, soullike talks!
Cheers!

Practicing postirony and trolling in any possible colours, I got baited by Donald Trump, and I got fooled like a peasant. lol. He’s genius and he overplayed pepegas, making a theatrical “war” in the Middle East.
Act 1: “like real missile bombing” between Israel and Iran. However most of the missiles were countered from both sides. Yes, casualties, but they were calculated.
Act 2: “the USA destroys nuclear facilities”. While Iran evacuated everything a couple days earlier. So there were hits, but actually they were useless.
Act 3: “Iran strikes back American bases”. While warning Qatar when and where there would be attack. People from the bases were evacuated. Almost all the missiles were countered.
Act 4: “Trump says “it’s time for peace””. While Iran just tried to hit their bases. This tweet was sent too early, but it shows like everything was planned, and he hints like “I planned it, I started it, now I stop it”
Finale: “there will be cease fire and the end of the conflict after 12 days”. The final episode of the first season series.

So why is this show? Remember his tariffs wars “you will get 100500% tariff”? And all the stock markets get down. His friends buy shares. Then Trump “ok, we came to conclusion, no more tariffs”. Markets are green again. The same shiт here, including oil prices.

Many people got baited and even Trump voters called him a warmonger and whatever. But in reality it was just a big trolling to shake markets a bit. Bravo! 👏

For those ones who are curious the fuсk I am having colours in my nickname!

Upd5: this time surely the last update of my adventure! They forced me to drink a highball coctail, I’m supa drunk, so finally I can stop to be smart! Finally I’m an animal!
That’s what we need! No more rational thinking! **** it ! Cheers, peasants

Upd4: (the last one Copesen)
So I was walking towards the another metro station, but there was a group of zoomers who overtook me and then turned to the left - to the ark. And there was a hidden bar. Well, after my whisky-cola I got a Scottish stout! Jesus Christ be praised! Now we’re talking