KLM: Kiss me, Love me, Marry me

SAS=Safe And Slow
Salmon Always Salmon
Sex After Service

DHL = Drop it; Hide it; Loose it

TWA-Terrorists Welcome Aboard

Polish Airlines:
LOT – Lot of troubles
or
LOT – Later or tomorrow

EMIRATES – English-managed, Indian-run, Arabs taking enormous salaries

SAA = Send Another Aircraft

ALITALIA: Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival

DELTA – Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive
or damn european lost the altimeter
Skywest – Skywest Keeps You Waiting Every Single Time

MEA – Miss every appointment
BA – Bloody Awful
TWA – Try Walking Across
PIA – Perhaps I’ll Arrive
SABENA – Such a Bloody Experience, Never Again!

ALITALIA = Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
ALITALIA = A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
DELTA = Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
PAN AM = Poor Airline Needs Any Money
SAS = Such A Sh***
TWA = Try Walking Across
TWA = Totally Wasted Airlines

QANTAS – Quite a nice take-off, any survivors?

Britain
BOAC = Better on a camel

Pakistan
PIA = Please, Inform Allah

Yugoslavia
JAT = Joke About Time

United States
PWA = Pray While Aloft

to be continued...