*Upon seeing a photo with some cleavage a guy writes "Ah what is that?" I write back "Its my boobs you idiot don't you people have any in your land ?"

*I am fully able to take care of you and your 3 children" a guy tells me in a note I reply "So you want me to just push my husband out of the car and you take over the cyber steering wheel?"

*If God grants me one wish you will reply to me." I granted it I wrote "I replied."

"Are you sure you are married ?" " Do you want a fax of my wedding certificate?"

"Are you really married?" "Yes or I would be making love right now."

"Do you  have a sister I can speak to?" "No, I don't...wait let me look for one..wait I have a clone in the back."


"For me love was when I saw your profile." "For me a headache was when you saw my profile."

"My loins ache for you." "Okay, but do you also have a pork chop ?"

"Your eyes are what I saw myself in.." "Are you sure because I was looking at someone else when you messaged me."


I love a woman your size (There are many replies to that 1. well on here I am about 2 inches tall so okay, 2. Well I am five nine I am guessing you are about 5'2 so I will have to get you a step ladder. 3. I don't love a man your size...(how big is IT?" 4. what are you implying by my size?

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