Can ask a provoke question? You are living in Britain. Why so low level of language having (think so, that is wrong sentence). On your border it is 1 point about 4.
May be, I'm not correct. Let's discuss. :)

you very pretty lady

Hello from Germany

hello from Scotland hope your day has been a nice one.

hi how are you?

Good Morning Lynette from a very wet Durham city .... David x

hi am njaoki from cameroon n i will like to be ur friend if u don't mind

Hello. How do you do? Can you help me understand this beautiful, but difficult for me, language. I mean British English. My point is speak, read, write and understand :) If you don't mind, please help me?

Hi am achilles and i would like to be your friiend if you don't mind please.
Talk to you soon